O site chama-se iGod, e prova que a inteligência artificial é, de facto, divina. A ideia é simples: um chat online (em inglês, obviamente) com o todo-poderoso, aqui.
Desde o meu primeiro ano de catequese que ansiava pelo momento de falar com Ele! Deixo-vos excertos de uma das melhores experiências da minha vida:
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«Me:
hi and the shits and the scenes
God:
Hi there . I hear you.
Me:
yeah, whatever...»
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«God:
Interesting. You think I am everyone and the shits and the scenes.
Me:
so... McCain or Obama?»
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«Me:
i was having a beer with Jesus of Nazareth and the Virgin Mary the other day...
God:
Where were you having a beer with Jesus of Nazareth and the Virgin Mary the other day?
Me:
in Hell, obviously!
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Hell obviously.
Me:
well, i was born in Portugal...»
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«God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i'm Rita
God:
It's good to meet someone who is Rita.
Me:
pleasure!»
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«God:
I talk with millions of people online.
Me:
i know you're lying
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
you spend all the time googling the word "blowjob"»
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«Me:
wanker
God:
Let us change the subject.»
